7 Horrible Anime Dads

Being a father is hard. With all of the raising, disciplining, and paying attention to your kids, it’s a full-time job. It’s no wonder that there are anime dads out there that just don’t give a crap about their children and just do their own thing. Check out these seven horrible anime dads.

1) Gendou Ikari 

Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Series Length: 26

Cold, calculating, and an overall horrible father, Gendou Ikari treats his son, Shinji Ikari (the #1 anime emo on the internet and the worst protagonist ever) like crap. Sure, he has important duties, like protecting the earth from god-like beings who try to destroy the planet every once in a while, but that’s no excuse for abandoning Shinji for his entire life and merely using him as a tool to protect the remnants of humanity. Continue reading “7 Horrible Anime Dads”

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The Mans Guide to Watching Hentai – The 10 Step Guide to Enjoying your Favorite Cartoon Porn When You’re Not Home Alone

We never know when the mood will hit us. You could be eating dinner with your family, sipping tea with your grandmother, taking notes in class, exercising at the gym, or simply listening to a bach piece as you study for a test when suddenly you feel your inner primal urges come kicking to life and you’re suddenly consumed with only one thought: “gotta watch Hentai”. Continue reading “The Mans Guide to Watching Hentai – The 10 Step Guide to Enjoying your Favorite Cartoon Porn When You’re Not Home Alone”

Top 10 Anime girls you’d be crazy to date

If you’ve been watching anime long enough, I’m sure you have encountered an insane, psycho, emotionless, killing machine of an anime babe ready to slice your manhood to ribbons if you so much as blink in her direction wrong. Sure, she may be a babe, but looks can be waaaay deceiving. Check out these anime honeys who won’t think twice about violating you with a six-inch acid dipped spike rod and how to possibly date them…if you’re crazy enough that is. 

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Boss Playa’s Guide to Picking up Sexy Honeys Who Love Anime

Hey, Playa. So you’re home alone and you’re about to marathon another season of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. You’re feeling real lonely right about now. Due to your lack of female companionship, you’re more than likely fantasizing about that big breasted kawaii tsundere chick dashing about on your screen.

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